Sooo, I’m heading to Phoenix for my friend’s wedding on Thursday.  And, I was told to pack my bathing suit.  I said “ok.”  But I was really thinking WHAT!?  HELL NO!  Are you serious?   I am sooooooo not ready for a debut of my pastry-padded derriere.  I’ve got at least six more Michigan weeks before I shed down to the bikini.  This is not good.